So if you are reading this, you are probably going to read a post or two. You've been warned. My past contains not of secret crushes and heartbreaks but of copious amounts of lameness.
Stay calm. If you suffer from severe depression later on, here is what you should do.
1. You have been warned. Again.
2. Come down to 105, you know our conversations are therapeutic.
3. Hide under the bed.
5. Read 1 again.
I write. On tumblr.
Good luck, Priyanka! I love you, Pinkster. You know I do. Kbye.